confettistan:

monlow:

2pissymagpies:

eyelikeamagpie:

murphels:

smithcollins:

how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?

pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years

Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool

Grab his hand and say “Run”

as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed

thelightwoodinstitute:

→The Fault In Our Stars || John Green
      *please don’t repost

fucking thisssss

i don’t mind being alone, i just hate feeling alone

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

yellow-moonshadow21:

sonicscepter:

I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.

Based on this post.

POPCORN :D

I lost it at “John Green” XD

Wanna know something I learnt?  

julieftws:

thecarpenterwizard:

winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:

In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.

So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code word- It’s a code Sherlock knew John would know- being a soldier! 

Holy…..

iheartchaos:

The annotated wisdom of Robert Downey Jr